This is Big Ted's first outing in 10 years, in honour of Alan Measles (http://alanmeasles.posterous.com), Grayson Perry's saviour. It is a test run for the Late Night at the British Museum (http://www.britishmuseum.org/whats_on/exhibitions/grayson_perry.aspx).
Big Ted and Jolie on the Jubilee line early in the morning. Luckily they manage to get a train out of the siding, so plenty of seats. Big Ted is not up for standing at the ripe old age of 46!
His Lordship is wearing a mushy pea-green coloured bespoke one piece with Koala badge and cream pocket handkerchief.
Having a quick freshen up in the beautiful parqueted South Bank ladies. A bit cheeky considering he's male!
The carousel at the South Bank. What a ride, all to himself, with the wind flowing through his pale locks!
Policeman Plod happy to see such a law abiding citizen. No arrests there!
Only looking when one is watching one's waistline!
An Oyster Card - the only way to travel in London.
Relaxing on the Jubilee line on the way home for a well deserved rest in preparation for the big night out with Pinny, Alan Measles' stand-in.
